Staring At Boobs For Longer Time Makes You Healthy

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Listen, everyone wants to live a long, healthy, and happy life. I know I do. But while there are plenty of ways to up your odds of seeing your 90th birthday, the traditional ways we know all kind of suck. 

Lucky for you, the folks over at London tabloidThe Sun came up with a list of some relatively easy and very enjoyable ways to get healthy, stay healthy, and live your best life. And yes, the list includes having staring at boobs.

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   Believe me not you, if you want to live a long and healthy life, you should stare at boobs all day, because boobs make men happy, and happiness is the key to unlocking your full potential. Yay boobs!

In case you’d like some scientific evidence on this matter, you should know that a 2012 study found that men with coronary heart disease who immersed themselves in positive thinking, a.k.a. thinking about a nice pair of ta-tas, were more likely to exercise for their health. 

Similarly, men with high blood pressure were also more likely to follow their medication plan when they thought positively, as opposed to men who didn’t think positively, or in other words, didn’t think about breasts often enough. 

So, this means that you should think about GIFs of slow-motion bouncing boobs all day, because it will keep you motivated to stay healthy. Science says so.

By: Radio1News|Ghana|Obido Nana Gyasi